My sister (during her travels to the Indian Sub-continent and Scotland) asks me (via email): "So, what would you like from Scotland?"

Me (reply to the above email): "Are you kidding! You are in the home of the Scotch! Get me a bottle! a glass!"
(I send this off without reading her second email that enlightens me on what I could not ask for)

My sister (The second email): "No alcohol!"

Me (reply to the second email): "Hmmm! The only other thing I can think of is..... a castle.... just a small one, any one, along the coast preferably!".

In my recent trip to New York to my sisters place, the get the following!

It is a fridge magnet of the Edinburgh Castle! Did I ever mention that my sister is brilliant, and I wish I had half her brains!